After Ever After 2

If youíve ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Hereís what happened after all their dreams came trueÖ

(Be a, be a man!)
After saving China, I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
Iíve been dressing like a guy for months, now Iím losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul!

(Be a, be a man!)
I wanna be a man!

Iíve never seen a guy so hot
Time to reinvent the new me
Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing
(Iím so confused)

Be quiet or weíll get caught
Maybe one day heíll screw me
Now I really get why my nickname is Ping

Iíve gotta be a man!

Iíve got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know Iím ready for transformation
Itís time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you...)

The Prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess that wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe

The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night

The white-jackets say Iím nutty (Sheís nutty as a bat)
ĎCause my clothes are sewn by rats (Stick some meds in her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty (Gut her!)
Now Luciferís not just my cat (I am... Satan...)

Their insulin puts me under
Shock therapyís made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck two steel rods in my brain

I spent a bloominí lifetime to open my cafe
But then I took a dive in 2005, now itís washed away (Itís all washed away)
I was picked up by chopper after four nights on my roof, na, na, na
Now my new homie is the Astrodome, Ďcause New Orleans ainít Katrina proof

You better carry Ďround a shot gun
Or looters take your kids (Hide your kids now)
You better pee inside oí jam jars (Ew)
Be sure to keep those lids

Now, now, we needed Noah but we got Bush
Who safely flew and hid
Rough seas and levies
Rough seas and levies

Rough seas and levies
Iím dead...

There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of green house gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care

My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
Itís time I show the straz ength of an evil queen

With Germany and Putin, too
Iíll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
Weíre going green by spilling red
And if youíre not dead

I built a horde of evil snowmen
Theyíre gonna take over the world

Let it snow
Let it snow
Now FOX news will need heat lamps

Let it snow (Fa la la-la)
Let it snow (Let it snow)
I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa!)

We donít care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on (The troops march onÖ)
The coldís coming back and itís here to stay (Stay...)

I sunk like a brick
Prince thinks Iím sick
Ice is melting quick
Now I have a lot of self-esteem

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